I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal
(via gymleaderfrank)Source: awwww-cute
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
(via anabundanceoffiction)Source: fuglyselfie